Disclaimer: The following letter contains satire. Article 4* of the Bill of Rights protects our right to publish it. Readers lacking a sense of humor might be offended. Tough. For in the words of Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán, we “must not allow political correctness to prevent us from discussing things openly and honestly.”
*Article 4: The Freedom of Speech, and of the Press, and the right of the People peaceably to assemble, and consult for their common good, and to apply to the Government for a redress of grievances, shall not be infringed.